Now Taking Your Calls

In today’s rushed world, God no longer has time to answer prayers directly. He no doubt has more important things to occupy his time with, like buying crafts on eBay. Fortunately for us, Reuters reports that God has decided to go modern and set up his own voicemail.  No news if God accepts text messages or emails yet.

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